Please I beg you,if you are suffering from heart attack, don't dare read this article; Because it will send you to your creator at no time! And because I love and don't want to jeopardize, Ulimbokalize or Osamalize your life, please don't read. However, if you are of a suicidal type like me, risk and come along with me as we crack our ribs! In my bedroom , there are two beautiful beds, beautiful like Naomi Campbell herself. One of them is very large enough to host a small virgin elephant! The other one is small and usually my friends use it when they visit me. Folks, it was yesterday when a strong odor hit my nose. I was dead asleep but woke up following such unidentified nose tormenting odor. I opened my poor eyes which at first seemed to protest and sounded like, "you monkey, why don't you shut us up right away, are you not aware that we too are tired and need some sleep?" My friends I had to obey them and wen...