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I Crucified the Beast over A Hot Green Cross.

   "Bring me the 10kg hammer and the seven 10 inch sharp nails so that I can tighten this beast on the cross", I said this to my friend while sweating and boiling with rage. No, that is not the beginning of the story...... it began this way.... It was yesterday, in the outskirts of  Dar es Salaam, at the famous place called mabwepande, what? is it mabwepande? oh no! its not mabwepande, just another area of the city I can't recall properly. It was almost 1800hrs when the sun's arrows illuminated the corrugated iron sheets of houses in this nameless street. The arrows of the sun shone bright like tongues of hundred lions aiming a single small healthy calf. We were just having a small walk along the streets with my friends. We walked along a certain small but very dense bush. The bush was beautifully covered  with red colored trees and a blue land. I asked my friends about the mystery of this land and they shrugged saying that they knew nothing. Several quest...

How did this Devil Get into my Bedroom?

               Please I beg you,if  you are suffering from heart attack, don't dare read this article; Because it will send you to your creator at no time! And because I love and don't want to jeopardize, Ulimbokalize or Osamalize your life, please don't read. However, if  you are of a suicidal type like me, risk and come along with me as we crack our ribs! In my bedroom , there are two beautiful beds, beautiful like Naomi Campbell herself. One of them is very large enough to host a small virgin elephant! The other one is small and usually my friends use it when they visit me. Folks, it was yesterday when a strong odor hit my nose. I was dead asleep but woke up following such unidentified nose tormenting odor. I opened my poor eyes which at first seemed to protest and sounded like, "you monkey, why don't you shut us up right away, are you not aware that we too are tired and need some sleep?" My friends I had to obey them and wen...

2014 ACSEE Ahead!

                   Here are the Tips for an easy Pass for the Incoming 5th May 2014 ACSEE! Dear brothers and sisters, candidates for the incoming ACSEE in Tanzania; I know that you might be having an examination fever, yes that is a common experience for any candidate! Just recall how you were worried about CSEE in the past two years (and way long for private candidates!) , remember the way your heart pounced in and out when you thought about the exam you were to attend in that Monday! Ooh! I too remember had the same experience! But you performed jubilantly, just as I did. Here comes that terrifying, mind torturing experience again, the Form six examination on May 5th 2014. I know, you will pass again just like what I did last year. I know you are worried but make a follow up on this and you will come out with flying colors: First of all PRAY very hard if you are a believer, and make a collection of exams you had on...