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How did this Devil Get into my Bedroom?

               Please I beg you,if  you are suffering from heart attack, don't dare read this article; Because it will send you to your creator at no time! And because I love and don't want to jeopardize, Ulimbokalize or Osamalize your life, please don't read. However, if  you are of a suicidal type like me, risk and come along with me as we crack our ribs! In my bedroom , there are two beautiful beds, beautiful like Naomi Campbell herself. One of them is very large enough to host a small virgin elephant! The other one is small and usually my friends use it when they visit me. Folks, it was yesterday when a strong odor hit my nose. I was dead asleep but woke up following such unidentified nose tormenting odor. I opened my poor eyes which at first seemed to protest and sounded like, "you monkey, why don't you shut us up right away, are you not aware that we too are tired and need some sleep?" My friends I had to obey them and wen...

2014 ACSEE Ahead!

                   Here are the Tips for an easy Pass for the Incoming 5th May 2014 ACSEE! Dear brothers and sisters, candidates for the incoming ACSEE in Tanzania; I know that you might be having an examination fever, yes that is a common experience for any candidate! Just recall how you were worried about CSEE in the past two years (and way long for private candidates!) , remember the way your heart pounced in and out when you thought about the exam you were to attend in that Monday! Ooh! I too remember had the same experience! But you performed jubilantly, just as I did. Here comes that terrifying, mind torturing experience again, the Form six examination on May 5th 2014. I know, you will pass again just like what I did last year. I know you are worried but make a follow up on this and you will come out with flying colors: First of all PRAY very hard if you are a believer, and make a collection of exams you had on...

Cross-Roads.

                                         Go away you mean-devil                                          With thy tarmac mind                                           No place of your level                                  ...

Madness Comes At Night

                                                  Its during the night                                                   When madness come                                                    Like a caged kite         ...

Thinking Objectively

                       Take a look at this Devilish Behaviour.                        Everyone is fed up with the Makambakamba and Dowans-Richmond Lowasa's abracadabra towards presidential contest s.   January Kaakamba te son of the former Dar DC has recently been quoted saying that he is a new messiah dedicated to lead this poor nation. Who prophesied this fake and unholy mission? Is it the former father or what?           Let Makamba and his fake prophet go back home and re-think again. We Tanzanians are fed up with father-son politics which endangers our country to comma. A careful at these tycoons there is no way one can prove of their sanity. They use most of their time in churches contributing to various projects in the name of their good heart. Are they not vote hunt...